Wednesday 30 December 2009

73 BEST THINGS ON MY DEAD HARD DRIVE

When a hard drives fails/dies it's a horrible feeling. thinking about all them important files that you lost. well a few days ago i managed to recover one that died a few years ago ..

To celebrate i decied to make a top 73 (Edited from 100) items i found on my Reborn hard drive



73.
LOST GROTART

'this jpeg is mighty distirbing .. chortle chortle, i rember takign the picture and being really scared of the levitating head' alan suger




72. DRAWING OF SPICE GIRLS BY JOE JOWERS
'I'll give ya 2 chomp bars and a can of fizzz for it' Satchi


71. POO POO POO
track by an alais of mine called tuna that ver went anywhere .. i think you'l realise why i dident get any offers from sony when ya hear it!
Poo poo poo by henrysworld

70. OTTER TRANSLATOR
Another track by my tuna alais ..
'I think its super dooper' tracy from eatenders
Otter translator by henrysworld

69. PICS OF BEN PLAYING ALFY SHROOM FROM DRUGBENDERS PILOT
'we remember seeign this on youtube was laughting my ass's off' The Queen & John Leslie

































68. PIC OF FELIX FROM EASTENDERS!!
'Rare!!!!!' Jamie Theakston
67. GABBER KICK
'like a kick in the balls!!' A illogical Hermit Crab
Extreme Kick 9 by henrysworld

66. FIRST DRAFT OF GROOVERIDER COVER
'Up for a drink later?' Fabio























65. FIELD RECORDING OF PNEUMATIC DRILL
'coooooooooool' Lenny henry
NUMATIC DRILL by henrysworld

64. LYRICS FOR A SONG I NEVER MADE
'I rember henry calling me and saying he had come up with soem hot lyrics asking if i could do the production, i said no your fucking shit you talentless ringpiece' Calvin Harris

My sound is stuck in the quagmire like a frozen fishfinger with no direction
This scene is too bland i yern for something more grand
pissed
rude
cunt
hate
bordam
in
his life

63. JPEG OF DORIAN IN A DELORIUM
'Great Scott' Gary Bushal
















62. JPEG OF FISHCAKES AND FINGERS
'Reminds me of my mum's cooking' Davina Mcall















61. PACKET OF CRISPS
'Wish they were real' John Major


















60. WEIRD SOUND
'THIS MYSRTERIOUS SOUDN IS CURRENTLY BEIGN INVESTERGATED BY CRIMEWATCH & TEH X FILES ... IT'S ORGINS ARE UNKOWN!' Sue Pollard
0001 1-Audio - unknown creature by henrysworld

59.
Y.M.C.A REMIX BY DJ TYSON
'GOTTA LOVE IT!' Tony Blair
@new dj tyson vs village people - y.m.c.a royal gigolos mix by henrysworld

58. PIC OF ME IN JAPAN SKOFFING BURGERS WITH MAD JAPANEESE BROTHERS
'cooool looks tasty man' fred west
















57
. DRAWING OF LOU CARPENTER BY KATRINA
'A real masterpiece' Vincent Price
























56. ACID AGGADOO!
made by chevers many moons ago
'Top class action yeah yeah yeah' Pam Ham
Acid Agadoo by henrysworld

55. DEEP FRIED BLACK AND WHITE PUDDING
'When i first saw this amazing picture i was in bangladesh making rissoto with paul Mckenna. as you can imagine i was very interested by what the picture said to me about life' Eddie Murphy


















54. FUNNY DONK MC QUOTE
'WTF!' Kevin costner's uncle DONKMC lol by henrysworld

53. CHRIS MOSS ACID TIP OF THE WEEK
'REALLY FUCKING USEFULL!' Presedent Obama
52. THE BEST DEVIL WOMAN ALBUM IN THE WORLD EVER
'It's one thoose albums that defines a generation' Buzz aldrin & Tony from holioaks
















http://shitmat.adverse-camber.net/100best/[crap004].zip

51.
ME WITH MINI CHAV


















50. SCARY NOEL EDMONDS SAMPLE.
'We all know noel is a bit creepy & iritating but this is plain scary!'
Evil noel by henrysworld

49.
GRANT MITCHEL UFO IDENTREPORT TEXT FILE?????
'que x files music mixed with eastenders theme tune' Henry
http://shitmat.adverse-camber.net/100best/Grant mitchel UFO IdentReport.txt

48.
WRONG MUSIC MAGICAL MYSTERY TOUR POSTER






















47, HENRY & LEON MYSTICAL DANCING


46. UNRELEASED KYLER ALBUM
'Here's a track off it!' H
kyler - solem pledge by henrysworld

45.
MASTER LIVE AT WRONG MUSIC
'Worst live recording ever!' God
Master live by henrysworld

44.
SHITMAT NIGHTMARE REMIX
'Found this hidden away on henrys dead drive, a breakcore remix of the old ITV kids show nightmare.. i dont know the show as im american' Bill Gates
Nightmare by henrysworld

43.
GRANT FROM ROBOT NINJA DINOSAW BASTARDS ..
I love this guy and seeing his face made me remember how much!' Cilla Black

















42.
THE ADVENTURES OF LOU CARPENTER
'Strange audio recording i found' H
Lou wizzqrd carpinter by henrysworld

41. BURGER KING ADVERT

TECHNO TECHNO TECHNO!
Burger techno by henrysworld

40. ALCHEMIST - I CAN SEE CLEARLY
'Nice bit of Naff happy hardcore i dident have and now i do' Henry
Alchemist - I Can See Clearly by henrysworld

39. PAGE FROM UNRELEASED GROTZINE





















38. THE CURSE OF ORVILL'S GONE OFF BACON
Not sure of the orgin but was foudn in a bad sector, probably dates back too the roman era' Tony Robinson
The curse of orvills gone off bacon by henrysworld

37. KATRINA & THE WAVES MIDI FILE
I love midi files, they way they can play any instrument int he world is quite mind blowing' Stockcubehausen
http://shitmat.adverse-camber.net/100best/katwave.mid

36. PAT SHARP AWARD
I Forgot that in 2007 wrong music came runner up in the prestigous pat sharp award for there website 'WAS A GREAT DAY FOR ALL OF US!!' The epson printer









35. T SHIRT I NEVER MADE






















34. HANNA BABERA CARTOON SOUND FX!
'wicked man ill def use em in my next track' Moby
http://shitmat.adverse-camber.net/100best/hanna-barbera cartoon sound fx.zip


33. KYLER - PEPPERPOT
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32. 2003 WRONG MUSIC JAPAN TOURS VIDS 1


31. CHEV DOES HENRY

















30.
DJ cheese and ham sandwich - i hate London and all the ciabatta's that occupy it mix (www.thecomplaintsdept.co.uk)

29. UNFINISHED RAVE TUNE 'TROUT HEAD' !
One of many !! .
'Sounds like a shody version of slipmatt'
Sandy Toxvig
TROUT HEAD by henrysworld

28.
ANOTHER PAGE FROM UNRELEASED GROTZINE
'Titter titter' Kim banginger























27. JPEG OF PAUL DANIELS & DEBBIE PROMOTING SAUSAGES
'paul looks flippin psychotic!' Debbie


















26. WRONG MUSIC MEGAMIX
Featuring ebola, ladyscraper, oen-flux, scotch egg and shitmat
Wrong music whatever megagabbermix feat oen-flux and floorclearer. 104bpm by henrysworld

25. SEXY PICS OF THE GROSS CONSUMER
















































24.
ITAL-TEK REMIX OF ONE OF MY BOYCIE TUNES
'Had totaly forgot alan had done this remix, ill have to bootleg it and take it down the dubstep market' Rodney trotter
Boycie - poker face (iTAL tEK remix) by henrysworld


23. WRONGWATCH APPEAL FOR MISSING MEMBERS OF CREW ON WTV AT BF

'Mediam hight, stocky build, mousy brown hair, likes jungle .. ' P.C Poo



















22. 2003 WRONG MUSIC JAPAN TOURS VIDS 2


21. COVER OF THE FIRST WRONG MUSIC CDR





















20, COMPLAINTS DEPT RELEASE BY TWOCSINAK AND DJ SARAH WILSON
'glitchy pun made by bristol genius on kera and aggy's flagnmark cleaning reality tv show' Bob hoskins
dj sarah wilson - hoow clean is your microhouse.zip

19.
COMPLAINTS DEPT PRANK TOMMY BOYD
'Phoning up tommy was such a giggle' Parkinson
Complaints dept meets tommy boyd. the prank sessions by henrysworld

18.
2003 WRONG MUSIC JAPAN TOURS VIDS 3


17.
2003 WRONG MUSIC JAPAN TOURS VIDS 4


16.
DJ HAM AND CHEESE SANDWICH MIX
'i love this mix'' Fat Guy in black
DJ cheese and ham sandwich - i hate London and all the ciabatta's that occupy it mix by henrysworld

15.
HAPPY GOTH PHOTOSHOOT
'He's such a happy goth, whats his secret?' Lead singer from the Cure

























































14.
BIRMINGHAM IMPROV ORCHESTRE TRACK
'My all time hit of the centry' Diana Ross Kemp
BIO noise piece by henrysworld


13. ANOTHER PAGE FROM UNRELEASED GROTZINE
Mully made this amuzing zine page .. for non uk people reading this jordash was a character in teh uk soap opera Brookside.
'Great stuff' Bob Moog and sebastian Co























12.
SHITMAT - UNRELEASED 'RUNNING MAN' EP
Features an ebola remix and 3 other tracks themed around the arnie film of the same title
'Flippin good but you coulda used more garlic and scallops' Greg Wallace
http://shitmat.adverse-camber.net/100best/shitmat-runningman.zip

11. RAVE LIKE A BASTARD RADIO ADVERT
'phillie-t did an amzin job on teh vocals for this wrong music radio ad, he's got the voice of an angel' kenny ken
RAVE LIKE A BASTARD RADIO ADVERT by henrysworld

10. HEAVY METAL MIDI FILES
'What a collection this is, a real find, contains kiss, bon jovi, faith no moreand megadeath midi files .. it'l get 30-35 pounds auction' David dickenson
http://shitmat.adverse-camber.net/100best/heavymetalmidi.zip

09. CHEVRON, H AND HUDSON BEING SILLY
'random wav file i found
& only known recording of the game played in wrong tours called henry crabtree's vanilla eyebrow, i rember hearing it and think popscoterrock-a-lot' the pope
Chev ben and h being silly by henrysworld

08. GRUNDY
http://shitmat.adverse-camber.net/100best/grundy.zip
'A jam that we had after a wrong night .. featuring me, henry, eggy wallop & others singing im promtue songs about neighbours characters .. not sur eof dates but note down neighbours characters grundy sing about then google them so get aproximate date . .. also note it came out on the complaints department i think .'. dr who

07. HORID HINDLEY JPEG MUSEUM
Henry and beatwife had a four hour jam.. i remember thinking they were onto soemthign when i heard the funky acid and all the refrences too gary linkar and debra meadon' Simon Cowell
HORID HINDLEY JPEG MUSEUM by henrysworld

06.BEN FISTING AN AMERICAN WITH A 2X4 AND ME EGGING HIM ON

















05. SHOE SHINE WATERFALL
'uRMMM Hmmmmm' David Blane

04. L.A.P.T (THE LEAGUE AGAINST PSY TRANCE) - ZZ STOMP
'Clasic lost wav file .. the thought behind this was that zztop and psy trance are very very very simular ,.strange that!' Neon Bap
Zz stomp by henrysworld

03.DONK MACHINE!
'Best VSTI ever period' Dr donk
http://shitmat.adverse-camber.net/100best/AAA DONK MACHINE .dll

02. CHUCKLE BROTHERS THEME REMIX BY OEN-FLUX
'I havent asked permission to upload this track but i feel it's my duty too as this track is right on the money, :-) A+++++++++++++' Bruno Brookes
ChucklecoreTester2 by henrysworld

01.
UNRELEASED 'SO SAUSAGE CREW' TRACK!
'Fantastic' Mr B.Banger
Sosausagecrew-cookingsausageMethodsman by henrysworld

New years resolutions

New years resolutions

ahh shit im so bad at keeping up with my blogs .. its my new years resolution to post simply everythign i see, hear, feel, eat, taste or think here ...
righty so today after doign some spring cleanign and making a new workspace i decided to put single cream on hot roddy's one liners cd (released on wrong a few years ago)
apprently the molde thats created makes teh cd skip and jump in unusual ways .. hope it works!!
also im so happy .. ive recovered an old hardrive that died
his name was UNDERTAKER (yes i name all my hardrives after wrestlers)
was is funny as he allways rises from the dead in WWE
i think im gonna post teh 100 best things foudn on my hardrive tommrow
haha like those anoyign shows '100 best songs' '100 best 100 best shows' '100 best sausages' etc etc i hate so much

so stay tuned for moldey sitar music and 100 best things off my hardrive

Saturday 31 October 2009

Radio Darkside

we did a pilot radio show on thursday!
it's gonna be a regular thing on thursdays
22.00-02.00

The rambling, delusional voice of the Patcham underground.
All manner of shit tunes from the Darkside Megavault with occasional inane banter from Henry Wrong, Tech Diff, Knack Daddy and Vache.

On the air most of the time unless we forget or our pcs crash, but definitely at 10pm every Thursday.

Listen here: http://s1.myradiostream.com/stream/2510/listen.htm

Wednesday 28 October 2009

midi tap shoes

really want a pair of theese so i can dance the amen snares

Started work on new art piece

I was looking through my toolbox for something earlier and knocked over the bag of cable ties, they spilled everywhere into the toolbox mixing into the culture of crap that had been building up in my box for so many years. Screws, pencils, pens, components, bits of plastic, staples and tons of cable ties .. Looking at all the crap in the box i thought its time to get rid!! .. but as I'm into recycling everything i can, a sculpture piece had to be built...
done a few hours work "hot gluing" today but run outta glue so this picture is
"work in progress" .. hopefully ill find the new stick tonight
I'm pretty happy with it so far, makes me think flowers and helix stationary holders !


rubish at keeping up with diarys/blogs/fast runners

geez i realised i hadent posted on here in ages ..
im gonna try and do it eafhc day now as i think it shoudl be pretty easy to do
and a good record of things i been up too

Tuesday 26 May 2009

Spannered Oddcast #8


















DJ Bus Replacement Service & MC Toilet's amzinggly funny/orginal oddcast
my fav thing i heard in a while

http://www.span.nered.org/oddcast/spannered-oddcast-vol8_dj-bus-replacement-service-feat_mc-toilet.mp3