73 BEST THINGS ON MY DEAD HARD DRIVE

When a hard drives fails/dies it's a horrible feeling. thinking about all them important files that you lost. well a few days ago i managed to recover one that died a few years ago ..

To celebrate i decied to make a top 73 (Edited from 100) items i found on my Reborn hard drive


73. LOST GROTART

'this jpeg is mighty distirbing .. chortle chortle, i rember takign the picture and being really scared of the levitating head' alan suger




72. DRAWING OF SPICE GIRLS BY JOE JOWERS
'I'll give ya 2 chomp bars and a can of fizzz for it' Satchi


71. POO POO POO
track by an alais of mine called tuna that ver went anywhere .. i think you'l realise why i dident get any offers from sony when ya hear it!
Poo poo poo by henrysworld

70. OTTER TRANSLATOR
Another track by my tuna alais ..
'I think its super dooper' tracy from eatenders
Otter translator by henrysworld

69. PICS OF BEN PLAYING ALFY SHROOM FROM DRUGBENDERS PILOT
'we remember seeign this on youtube was laughting my ass's off' The Queen & John Leslie

































68. PIC OF FELIX FROM EASTENDERS!!
'Rare!!!!!' Jamie Theakston
67. GABBER KICK
'like a kick in the balls!!' A illogical Hermit Crab
Extreme Kick 9 by henrysworld

66. FIRST DRAFT OF GROOVERIDER COVER
'Up for a drink later?' Fabio























65. FIELD RECORDING OF PNEUMATIC DRILL
'coooooooooool' Lenny henry
NUMATIC DRILL by henrysworld

64. LYRICS FOR A SONG I NEVER MADE
'I rember henry calling me and saying he had come up with soem hot lyrics asking if i could do the production, i said no your fucking shit you talentless ringpiece' Calvin Harris

My sound is stuck in the quagmire like a frozen fishfinger with no direction
This scene is too bland i yern for something more grand
pissed
rude
cunt
hate
bordam
in
his life

63. JPEG OF DORIAN IN A DELORIUM
'Great Scott' Gary Bushal
















62. JPEG OF FISHCAKES AND FINGERS
'Reminds me of my mum's cooking' Davina Mcall















61. PACKET OF CRISPS
'Wish they were real' John Major


















60. WEIRD SOUND
'THIS MYSRTERIOUS SOUDN IS CURRENTLY BEIGN INVESTERGATED BY CRIMEWATCH & TEH X FILES ... IT'S ORGINS ARE UNKOWN!' Sue Pollard
0001 1-Audio - unknown creature by henrysworld

59. Y.M.C.A REMIX BY DJ TYSON
'GOTTA LOVE IT!' Tony Blair
@new dj tyson vs village people - y.m.c.a royal gigolos mix by henrysworld

58. PIC OF ME IN JAPAN SKOFFING BURGERS WITH MAD JAPANEESE BROTHERS
'cooool looks tasty man' fred west
















57. DRAWING OF LOU CARPENTER BY KATRINA
'A real masterpiece' Vincent Price
























56. ACID AGGADOO!
made by chevers many moons ago
'Top class action yeah yeah yeah' Pam Ham
Acid Agadoo by henrysworld

55. DEEP FRIED BLACK AND WHITE PUDDING
'When i first saw this amazing picture i was in bangladesh making rissoto with paul Mckenna. as you can imagine i was very interested by what the picture said to me about life' Eddie Murphy


















54. FUNNY DONK MC QUOTE
'WTF!' Kevin costner's uncle DONKMC lol by henrysworld

53. CHRIS MOSS ACID TIP OF THE WEEK
'REALLY FUCKING USEFULL!' Presedent Obama
52. THE BEST DEVIL WOMAN ALBUM IN THE WORLD EVER
'It's one thoose albums that defines a generation' Buzz aldrin & Tony from holioaks
















http://shitmat.adverse-camber.net/100best/[crap004].zip

51. ME WITH MINI CHAV


















50. SCARY NOEL EDMONDS SAMPLE.
'We all know noel is a bit creepy & iritating but this is plain scary!'
Evil noel by henrysworld

49. GRANT MITCHEL UFO IDENTREPORT TEXT FILE?????
'que x files music mixed with eastenders theme tune' Henry
http://shitmat.adverse-camber.net/100best/Grant mitchel UFO IdentReport.txt

48. WRONG MUSIC MAGICAL MYSTERY TOUR POSTER






















47, HENRY & LEON MYSTICAL DANCING


46. UNRELEASED KYLER ALBUM
'Here's a track off it!' H
kyler - solem pledge by henrysworld

45. MASTER LIVE AT WRONG MUSIC
'Worst live recording ever!' God
Master live by henrysworld

44. SHITMAT NIGHTMARE REMIX
'Found this hidden away on henrys dead drive, a breakcore remix of the old ITV kids show nightmare.. i dont know the show as im american' Bill Gates
Nightmare by henrysworld

43. GRANT FROM ROBOT NINJA DINOSAW BASTARDS ..
I love this guy and seeing his face made me remember how much!' Cilla Black

















42. THE ADVENTURES OF LOU CARPENTER
'Strange audio recording i found' H
Lou wizzqrd carpinter by henrysworld

41. BURGER KING ADVERT
TECHNO TECHNO TECHNO!
Burger techno by henrysworld

40. ALCHEMIST - I CAN SEE CLEARLY
'Nice bit of Naff happy hardcore i dident have and now i do' Henry
Alchemist - I Can See Clearly by henrysworld

39. PAGE FROM UNRELEASED GROTZINE





















38. THE CURSE OF ORVILL'S GONE OFF BACON
Not sure of the orgin but was foudn in a bad sector, probably dates back too the roman era' Tony Robinson
The curse of orvills gone off bacon by henrysworld

37. KATRINA & THE WAVES MIDI FILE
I love midi files, they way they can play any instrument int he world is quite mind blowing' Stockcubehausen
http://shitmat.adverse-camber.net/100best/katwave.mid

36. PAT SHARP AWARD
I Forgot that in 2007 wrong music came runner up in the prestigous pat sharp award for there website 'WAS A GREAT DAY FOR ALL OF US!!' The epson printer









35. T SHIRT I NEVER MADE






















34. HANNA BABERA CARTOON SOUND FX!
'wicked man ill def use em in my next track' Moby
http://shitmat.adverse-camber.net/100best/hanna-barbera cartoon sound fx.zip


33. KYLER - PEPPERPOT
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32. 2003 WRONG MUSIC JAPAN TOURS VIDS 1


31. CHEV DOES HENRY

















30.
DJ cheese and ham sandwich - i hate London and all the ciabatta's that occupy it mix (www.thecomplaintsdept.co.uk)

29. UNFINISHED RAVE TUNE 'TROUT HEAD' !
One of many !! .
'Sounds like a shody version of slipmatt' Sandy Toxvig
TROUT HEAD by henrysworld

28. ANOTHER PAGE FROM UNRELEASED GROTZINE
'Titter titter' Kim banginger























27. JPEG OF PAUL DANIELS & DEBBIE PROMOTING SAUSAGES
'paul looks flippin psychotic!' Debbie


















26. WRONG MUSIC MEGAMIX
Featuring ebola, ladyscraper, oen-flux, scotch egg and shitmat
Wrong music whatever megagabbermix feat oen-flux and floorclearer. 104bpm by henrysworld

25. SEXY PICS OF THE GROSS CONSUMER
















































24. ITAL-TEK REMIX OF ONE OF MY BOYCIE TUNES
'Had totaly forgot alan had done this remix, ill have to bootleg it and take it down the dubstep market' Rodney trotter
Boycie - poker face (iTAL tEK remix) by henrysworld


23. WRONGWATCH APPEAL FOR MISSING MEMBERS OF CREW ON WTV AT BF
'Mediam hight, stocky build, mousy brown hair, likes jungle .. ' P.C Poo



















22. 2003 WRONG MUSIC JAPAN TOURS VIDS 2


21. COVER OF THE FIRST WRONG MUSIC CDR





















20, COMPLAINTS DEPT RELEASE BY TWOCSINAK AND DJ SARAH WILSON
'glitchy pun made by bristol genius on kera and aggy's flagnmark cleaning reality tv show' Bob hoskins
dj sarah wilson - hoow clean is your microhouse.zip

19. COMPLAINTS DEPT PRANK TOMMY BOYD
'Phoning up tommy was such a giggle' Parkinson
Complaints dept meets tommy boyd. the prank sessions by henrysworld

18. 2003 WRONG MUSIC JAPAN TOURS VIDS 3


17. 2003 WRONG MUSIC JAPAN TOURS VIDS 4


16. DJ HAM AND CHEESE SANDWICH MIX
'i love this mix'' Fat Guy in black
DJ cheese and ham sandwich - i hate London and all the ciabatta's that occupy it mix by henrysworld

15. HAPPY GOTH PHOTOSHOOT
'He's such a happy goth, whats his secret?' Lead singer from the Cure

























































14. BIRMINGHAM IMPROV ORCHESTRE TRACK
'My all time hit of the centry' Diana Ross Kemp
BIO noise piece by henrysworld

13. ANOTHER PAGE FROM UNRELEASED GROTZINE
Mully made this amuzing zine page .. for non uk people reading this jordash was a character in teh uk soap opera Brookside.
'Great stuff' Bob Moog and sebastian Co























12. SHITMAT - UNRELEASED 'RUNNING MAN' EP
Features an ebola remix and 3 other tracks themed around the arnie film of the same title
'Flippin good but you coulda used more garlic and scallops' Greg Wallace
http://shitmat.adverse-camber.net/100best/shitmat-runningman.zip

11. RAVE LIKE A BASTARD RADIO ADVERT
'phillie-t did an amzin job on teh vocals for this wrong music radio ad, he's got the voice of an angel' kenny ken
RAVE LIKE A BASTARD RADIO ADVERT by henrysworld

10. HEAVY METAL MIDI FILES
'What a collection this is, a real find, contains kiss, bon jovi, faith no moreand megadeath midi files .. it'l get 30-35 pounds auction' David dickenson
http://shitmat.adverse-camber.net/100best/heavymetalmidi.zip

09. CHEVRON, H AND HUDSON BEING SILLY
'random wav file i found & only known recording of the game played in wrong tours called henry crabtree's vanilla eyebrow, i rember hearing it and think popscoterrock-a-lot' the pope
Chev ben and h being silly by henrysworld

08. GRUNDY
http://shitmat.adverse-camber.net/100best/grundy.zip
'A jam that we had after a wrong night .. featuring me, henry, eggy wallop & others singing im promtue songs about neighbours characters .. not sur eof dates but note down neighbours characters grundy sing about then google them so get aproximate date . .. also note it came out on the complaints department i think .'. dr who

07. HORID HINDLEY JPEG MUSEUM
Henry and beatwife had a four hour jam.. i remember thinking they were onto soemthign when i heard the funky acid and all the refrences too gary linkar and debra meadon' Simon Cowell
HORID HINDLEY JPEG MUSEUM by henrysworld

06.BEN FISTING AN AMERICAN WITH A 2X4 AND ME EGGING HIM ON

















05. SHOE SHINE WATERFALL
'uRMMM Hmmmmm' David Blane

04. L.A.P.T (THE LEAGUE AGAINST PSY TRANCE) - ZZ STOMP
'Clasic lost wav file .. the thought behind this was that zztop and psy trance are very very very simular ,.strange that!' Neon Bap
Zz stomp by henrysworld

03.DONK MACHINE!
'Best VSTI ever period' Dr donk
http://shitmat.adverse-camber.net/100best/AAA DONK MACHINE .dll

02. CHUCKLE BROTHERS THEME REMIX BY OEN-FLUX
'I havent asked permission to upload this track but i feel it's my duty too as this track is right on the money, :-) A+++++++++++++' Bruno Brookes
ChucklecoreTester2 by henrysworld

01. UNRELEASED 'SO SAUSAGE CREW' TRACK!
'Fantastic' Mr B.Banger
Sosausagecrew-cookingsausageMethodsman by henrysworld

New years resolutions

New years resolutions

ahh shit im so bad at keeping up with my blogs .. its my new years resolution to post simply everythign i see, hear, feel, eat, taste or think here ...
righty so today after doign some spring cleanign and making a new workspace i decided to put single cream on hot roddy's one liners cd (released on wrong a few years ago)
apprently the molde thats created makes teh cd skip and jump in unusual ways .. hope it works!!
also im so happy .. ive recovered an old hardrive that died
his name was UNDERTAKER (yes i name all my hardrives after wrestlers)
was is funny as he allways rises from the dead in WWE
i think im gonna post teh 100 best things foudn on my hardrive tommrow
haha like those anoyign shows '100 best songs' '100 best 100 best shows' '100 best sausages' etc etc i hate so much

so stay tuned for moldey sitar music and 100 best things off my hardrive

Radio Darkside

we did a pilot radio show on thursday!
it's gonna be a regular thing on thursdays
22.00-02.00

The rambling, delusional voice of the Patcham underground.
All manner of shit tunes from the Darkside Megavault with occasional inane banter from Henry Wrong, Tech Diff, Knack Daddy and Vache.

On the air most of the time unless we forget or our pcs crash, but definitely at 10pm every Thursday.

Listen here: http://s1.myradiostream.com/stream/2510/listen.htm

midi tap shoes

really want a pair of theese so i can dance the amen snares

Started work on new art piece

I was looking through my toolbox for something earlier and knocked over the bag of cable ties, they spilled everywhere into the toolbox mixing into the culture of crap that had been building up in my box for so many years. Screws, pencils, pens, components, bits of plastic, staples and tons of cable ties .. Looking at all the crap in the box i thought its time to get rid!! .. but as I'm into recycling everything i can, a sculpture piece had to be built...
done a few hours work "hot gluing" today but run outta glue so this picture is
"work in progress" .. hopefully ill find the new stick tonight
I'm pretty happy with it so far, makes me think flowers and helix stationary holders !

rubish at keeping up with diarys/blogs/fast runners

geez i realised i hadent posted on here in ages ..
im gonna try and do it eafhc day now as i think it shoudl be pretty easy to do
and a good record of things i been up too

Spannered Oddcast #8

DJ Bus Replacement Service & MC Toilet's amzinggly funny/orginal oddcast
my fav thing i heard in a while

http://www.span.nered.org/oddcast/spannered-oddcast-vol8_dj-bus-replacement-service-feat_mc-toilet.mp3

Tour Finished! .. Geebers creepers

One week removed from finishing my biggest tour and i think it's time to update my blog ..
Here's a online version of a Holiday pics slide show with commentary

Gig 1 . Motion skate park, Bristol (the first and biggest gig of my tour) i debuted my new look. Was meant to be like old man steptoe but ended up more like a grange hill school headmaster. I used my midi controller walking stick for the first time here.














Gig 2/3 - Bristol - hahah ... well dident happen!

Gig 4 - The Sidewinder, Brighton ... Small gig DJ in local pub, kinda like doing the backing track for eating and conversations in the pub .. still fun. .... me and hellboy played some acid, afx, soul, dubstep etc.. got turned off/down when i sent out for a fag and hellboy put ona gabber track off my laptop
















Gig 5 - Riskys, Eastebourne - Mental Gig in stripclub. Necroshemalebob was completly wrong and i ended my set (since we were in a stipclub) fully naked showing off my out of shape body for the first and last time .. phew no known photo's exist





















Gig 6 Colchester - at this point on the tour i'd just failed to get a russian visa! ... SHIT!
Anyhow off too colchester to play with sam fez at a grotty lil bar!
gabbery as i remeber? .. hmmm yummy usb noodles!
















Gig 7 - Preston - Not happy with my set here but was a great buzz from the people!
also it was quite funny when the speakers set on fire as i thought it was a smoke machine .. great dubstep beatboxer doin covers of clasic skream, rusko, benga tunes .// best bit was goin to blackpool with chevrona nd scotch egg! a few pics bellow































Gig 8 - Manchester - I didnt make it to Russia so my good mate tom hoonboy sorted out a show in manchester!!
we linked our laptops up syncing them with a midi device and did a 2 hour mash-a-thon .. was quite special really, shame no one really came!! still we had a room of psy trancers ravin too our shit!















Gig 09 - Berlin - No pics!? .. good too see all my mates who live in this fine city .. ned, tim, jason, rechal, christian, aaron, sam .. was good gig i think, bit quiet in volume .. karl marx new project is dope

Gig 09 Tilberg - No pics!? .. YEAHh with sam fez, enjoying holland .. saw great fuckin improv gig rtandomly
gig was fun ...

Gig 10 Amsterdam - No pics!? .. missed my set but got 30mins at the end so that was good .. urmmm kinda salsa/dubstep as i remeber was music policy .. dunno if my old schoool fitted in that well still was coool .. Cheers marcelle!! .. made wrogn dession to go back with crazy graf artist people .. took fuckin ages on the back of a bike for an hour .. ahhh

Gig 11- Cardiff - BACK IN UK! i enjoyed playing this gig more than any other on the tour for soem reason .. 9 people atended and i got ear damage // weird how you feel about stuff sometimes





















Gig 12 : Chelteham - Another very enjoyable gig! ! DISCO LIGHT NICE PROMOTERS (LIked wrestling) .. only bad thing is some girl nicked my best tie!





















Gig 13 - Nottingham - URMmm dident enjoy playing that much due too FUNCTION -1000 sound system which was hard to work with .. had a hotel though and ceephax was fuckin great














Gig 14 - London -pretty crap show, did not get paid, why does veryone looooooooooooove bassline house, wonky skeletons from bricklane, grrrrr .. no pics excist

Gig 15 - Ramsgate - alternitive type of gig .. brill fuun .. drunk montey python beer with ben's dad, had the famous mum cabbage currry and played through a tv too 2 parents, 2 dogs, 3 normal type punters and 2 teenagers .. yes that's a dog on my head!! PUT A DOG ON IT!














Gig 16 - London - cancalled! still had a boozy night with simon, holly and others .. LOST MY BEMUDA SHORTS .. completly gutted!
Gig 17 - Edinbough - ACE .. back on form! .. NICE PROMOTERS,.. good too see john vv .. had fun, missed out on snogs with a polish girl i think!?!? /.. also Vinyl vandal said he was chopping huis beard and hair offf .. I'm selling my story tooo HELLO magazine





















Gig 18 - Glasgow - no pics excist --- good fun pajarma party with added breakcore _+ FROG POCKET who is infact bloody marvelous live

Gig 19 - Birmingham - no pics excist or memorys .. I love hanging out with mat aka roger species anyhow .. that was fun!

Gig 20 - Norwich - Back to my birth place ... gig booked by my deer friend mark, we played togtehr as 2 old gits ,, noise stuff pretty fuckin outsider to be honest .. haha .. good gig which ended up with me and teh crowd hitting and playign cricket with gordon ramseys autobiography .. FUN!

Gig 21 - London - Planet mu night ... boxcutter and snares kicked ass. Good sandwich selection backstage
I feeel a sence of dejavu when playign at 5 at corsica studio's .. 3rd time in a year ..
like groundhog day with burly bouncer stakign me out cos its 5 too 5 ...
anyhow i really enjoyed playign, was a good craic ..
bellow are some pictures of me and james gross consumer getting gay & me pretendign to take a huge dose of lsd which is really a drinks ticket












































Gig 22 - Bologna -
good points - Frindly promoters, Fat sound system, good set i played, support guy was good, watched wrestlemaina 25 ..
bad points - impossible to get food, bit too gabbery for me, stuck in a hotel on industial estate

Gig 23 - Cork .. HELL YEAH! .. Megafun i love ireland. Good to be back!
Dined on mussels, steak, wine, icecream thanks too kevin (VERY NICE GUY) .. gig was great, lovely venue, red and si turned up, GREAT IRELAND AFTER PARTY"! // I LOVE IRELAND

Gig 24 - Dublin .. proper spaced out kinda day, nackared .. gig was infact really fun despite me feeling the drag of all them previous gigs. Also 6 foot aprentice and other support acts were fun .. kipped at a place i hold close to my heart .. ARTANE!

Gig 25 - Leeds -- right so i am feelign the tour sickness but mission on! .. good gig in a nice alt venue ..
but weird microphone that just was fuckin oddd .. met up with old house mate fran and had too much fun which made gettign on the plane 4 hours after party finished very hard indeeed .. also got covered in fake bloood



Gig 26 - Galway - FUCKIN AWESOME! ,, aine and joana cooked breakfast
saw scratchign comp in great lil pub with lots of belgium beer .. played a fun fun fun set
then wneto see DJ PINCH. .HMMMM REALLY GOOD NIGHT














Gig 27 - Portsmouth
EEEk how did i get back to uk .. i allways find it hard to leave ireland
Nice promoters picked me up from station .. we watched greece, britains got talent had spagethhi and then went ot venue ... [pretty good funm this gig .. BUT .. YE SBUT i had 3 LAPtop disastors ///
A SOUNDCARD problem, a battery problem and a crash .. .ended up cuttign my hand open and being a bit wild .. eh oh was great fun but hard work due too tour fatuege

Gig 28 - Brighton - Amy down to visit which was v nice! , .. wasent in the mood tonight to play a set at all but still played .. did a pop acid mashes set and then a jungle set ... Chi is awesome

Gig 29 - Milton keynes - Yes very fun, highlight of the eveening was our wrong music BBQ
































Gig 30 - High Wycombe - fun gig in a pub/curry house ,,, great support acts .. a keyboard drone band, a guy who sung about the itv show 'gladiators', phill collins and dave benson phillips! was pretty spesh and cementalmental! ace noise circuit bending shit..
Gig 31 - Poland - Urg haha ,.. so so so so drunk. I crashed through a corigated iron thing and stung my bottom on stingy nettles
Gig 32 - Bangface - Ace AS YOU WOULD EXPECT!
my zimmer music work station










































WRONG TV Antics were major good fun! ..











































Our anual Disco! .. venga boys, new kids on the block, zztop, culture club .. urm wheres the pics? ill add later

bIG THANKS TOO EVERYONE I MET, PROMOTERS, FRIENDS WHO HELPED OUT, .. .
I HAD AN AWESOEM TIME ... NEXT TOUR IS IN OCTOBER /DECEMBER
With DIFFERENT THEME!!!??


NEW ALBUM OUT ON 17TH OF MAY ON PLANET MU